For as long as there have been sailors, there have been pirates. And for as long as there have been pirates, some of those pirates were women---badass women. Badass Broads(BABs) and Fury Theatre are holding auditions for the Short Attention Span Theatre production of Nobody's Wench Tales of Pirate Women on the Rolling Sea.

Avast me hearties! We are looking for badass women (and men!) to join us in the rollicking adventures of some of the most notorious women to ever turn pirate: Mary Read & Anne Bonny, Grace O'Malley, Ching Shi, Sadie the Goat, Jacquotte Delahaye (Back from the Dead Red), and Jeanne de Clisson, the Lioness of Brittany. Nobody's Wench is going to be a high- energy night of sea shanties, swordplay, and audience interaction.

Stage combat experience required for leading pirate ladies and highly encouraged for other roles, because we are about to buckle some swashes.