Way upstairs there are four secrets hidden. Blond, beautiful, innocent little secrets, struggling to stay alive. The four Dollengroper children had such perfect lives -- a beautiful mother, a doting father, a lovely home. Then Daddy was killed in a car accident, and Momma took them all to live with their stinking rich grandparents. But there are a few things that Momma forgot to tell them. She never mentioned how their grandmother considers them "devil's spawn," or how they would be locked away in a dark drafty attic, or how come they feel so ill after eating those delicious cookies...But Momma promised it would only be for a few days...but as the days stretch into years Cathy and Chris, the eldest children, become increasingly convinced that their mother is a deranged bitch no longer cares about them. Chris and Cathy become all things to the young twins...and to each other. They cling to their love like the gossamer thread-bear ballerina costume Cathy insists on wearing despite how it clings to her nubile, budding young flesh, driving her brother Chris to the brink of obsession. PLEASE NOTE: This show is a campy musical. A good sense of humor, and a working knowledge of the source material, is highly recommended. Willingness to cross-dress a plus.

Breakdown:
The Grandmother (30s - 40s, male) A crazy, religious old bitch who locks her grandkids in an attic cause they are "devil's spawn" (this role is intended for a male actor in drag)

Christopher (20s - 30s, male) The eldest son. Hot, over sexed, clever, wants to be an uber-manly doctor so he can take care of some poor sucker his wife someday. He hopes to marry a woman just like dear old Mom...or Sis.

Carrie and Cory (Twins - 20s, female & male) Whiney, bratty twins who does everything together. Carrie talks a lot, Cory doesn't. (Cory requires an actor who can play a guitar)

John (30s - 50s) The Grandmother's man-servant and Narrator of our story